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A 3-minute retirement send-off, written for a fictional high-school chemistry teacher named Margaret Cho by a long-time colleague who teaches English literature next door. The 'no' to the principal, the periodic-table mug, the 2009 flood, and the Portugal sabbatical are exactly the anecdotes we fed the prompt.

Inputs we fed the prompt

Occasion: retirement · Speaker: long-time colleague · About: Margaret Cho · Tone: balanced · Target length: 3 minutes

Relationship: we taught next door to each other on the third floor for twenty-one years — I teach English literature; she teaches chemistry

  1. Margaret taught chemistry at Lincoln High for thirty-two years. Her labs were the loudest classroom on the third floor. The principal once asked her to keep it down. She said no.
  2. Three of her former students went on to become science teachers themselves. Two of them are here tonight.
  3. She kept a coffee mug on her desk that said "Do not make me use the periodic table." Nobody ever found out who gave it to her.
  4. When the school flooded in 2009 and the lab was destroyed, she rebuilt the curriculum from photocopies and finished the semester without a single missed class.
  5. She is spending six months in Portugal this fall in a town she has never visited. She is already learning the imperfect subjunctive.

The Loudest Lab on the Third Floor

393 words · ~3 minutes spoken

I've taught next door to Margaret Cho for twenty-one years.

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And for twenty-one years, I've heard chemistry happening.

Our classrooms shared a wall on the third floor. I taught literature. She taught chemistry. I spent my days asking students to keep their voices down so we could hear the nuances of a poem. Margaret spent hers presiding over controlled chaos — beakers clinking, reactions fizzing, students shouting discoveries across lab benches. Her room was the loudest classroom on the third floor. Probably the loudest in the building.

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The principal once asked her to keep it down.

She said no.

And that, in a sentence, is Margaret Cho.

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Thirty-two years she taught here. Thirty-two years of lab reports and safety goggles and that mysterious coffee mug on her desk that said "Do not make me use the periodic table." Nobody ever found out who gave it to her. I asked once. She just smiled.

Three of her former students became science teachers themselves. Two of them are here tonight, which tells you something about the kind of teacher she was — the kind you come back for.

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In 2009, when the school flooded and her lab was destroyed, I thought she'd have to cancel classes for weeks. The equipment was ruined. The materials were gone. I watched her carry out boxes of soaked papers and figured that was the end of the semester.

She rebuilt the entire curriculum from photocopies. She finished the semester without missing a single class.

That's who sat next door to me for two decades. Someone who doesn't miss class. Someone who says no to the principal when the learning is too loud to contain.

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This fall, Margaret is spending six months in Portugal. In a town she's never visited. She's already learning the imperfect subjunctive, which is exactly the kind of thing Margaret would do — pick the hardest verb tense just to see what happens when you try.

I'm going to miss the noise next door. I'm going to miss knowing someone that stubborn and that devoted is right on the other side of the wall.

Margaret — thank you for thirty-two years of good teaching and for showing all of us what it looks like to take the work seriously without ever taking yourself too seriously.

Here's to the next loud adventure.

Alternate openers

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  1. Margaret Cho has been making noise next door to me for twenty-one years, and I mean that as the highest compliment.
  2. For twenty-one years, I taught English literature in the second-quietest classroom on the third floor.
  3. I need to tell you what it was like to teach next door to Margaret Cho for two decades.

Alternate closers

Alternate landings for the final beat.

  1. The third floor won't be the same without you, but Portugal is about to get a lot more interesting.
  2. Thank you, Margaret, for every loud, stubborn, brilliant year.
  3. To Margaret — may the next chapter be just as loud as the last.

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