For your wedding toast, retirement, eulogy, milestone birthday
A speech in your voice — built from real anecdotes, not template fill-in-the-blanks.
Tell us about the person and the moment. Paste 3–8 short anecdotes you actually remember. Pick a tone and a target length. In about a minute you receive a polished, spoken-cadence-tuned speech as inline text and a printable PDF — plus alternate openers and closers to swap if any line doesn’t fit. Every proper noun in the speech comes from your form; we don’t invent details about your people. Flat $7, no subscription, 7-day one-click refund.
Sample wedding toast
The Long Way Round
Generated for: a fictional couple — Sam Reyes and Riley Kim. Speaker: best man. Tone: balanced. Target length: 3 minutes.
Hi, everyone. I'm Marcus — I lived with Sam in college, which means I have stories I am not allowed to tell tonight, and a few I am.
(pause)
The first time Sam and Riley met, Sam was setting fire to a quesadilla. This is not a metaphor. We had a smoke alarm in that apartment that mostly worked, and a roommate situation that mostly didn't, and on a Tuesday night in October, Riley walked into our kitchen, took the pan off the heat, and said — and this is a direct quote — 'I think we need to talk about the smoke alarm.' Sam still has the pan. I asked. They keep it on a shelf now.
(pause)
… and the rest of the speech, plus 3 alternate openers and 3 alternate closers, on the full sample page.
Built from your own anecdotes
Paste 3–8 short memories. The whole prompt is engineered to refuse to invent — every proper noun in the speech comes from what you wrote. We post-validate this on every order.
Spoken-cadence-tuned
Output is calibrated for 130–155 words per minute spoken. Sentence length varies. Pauses are explicitly marked. The PDF uses 14pt type and 1.5 line-height so you can read it from a podium.
In about a minute, not an afternoon
A 1:1 speech writer charges $150–500 and takes a week. A blank page takes 4–8 hours and the wedding is on Saturday. This costs $7 and arrives by the time you finish a coffee.
One price, no lock-in
$7 per speech. No subscription, no account, and a 7-day one-click refund if it didn't work for your event.
How it works
- 1. Tell us the moment.Pick the occasion, who you’re speaking about, your role, 3–8 anecdotes, tone, and target length.
- 2. Pay $7. One checkout, no account, no subscription.
- 3. Read the speech. Inline text, printable PDF, and alternate openers / closers in your inbox in about a minute. Read it aloud at the event.
When this is the right tool
Wedding toasts (best man, maid of honor, parents). Retirement send-offs after long careers. Milestone birthdays where a generic line would feel like filler. Graduation speeches. Eulogies for someone the family knew specifically. Anniversaries. Anywhere a speech that draws on real memories will land better than a templated one.
When this isn’t the tool
Corporate keynotes, investor pitches, political speeches, and conference talks have different tonal calibration and aren’t in v1. We don’t do audio narration — you read the speech yourself. We don’t generate non-English speeches. And we won’t invent anecdotes for you, so an empty form gets you nothing useful.