For your wedding toast, retirement, eulogy, milestone birthday
The only AI speech tool that won’t make up things about your people.
Every name, place, and specific detail in your speech comes from your form. We won’t invent a story about your friend to make the toast funnier, or a fact about your grandmother to round out the eulogy. Paste 3–8 anecdotes you actually remember, pick a tone and a target length, and in about a minute you receive a polished, spoken-cadence-tuned speech as inline text and a printable PDF — plus three alternate openers and three alternate closers you can swap in with one click. Flat $7, no subscription, no account.
Sample wedding toast
The Long Way Round
Generated for: a fictional couple — Sam Reyes and Riley Kim. Speaker: best man. Tone: balanced. Target length: 3 minutes.
Hi, everyone. I'm Marcus — I lived with Sam in college, which means I have stories I am not allowed to tell tonight, and a few I am.
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The first time Sam and Riley met, Sam was setting fire to a quesadilla. This is not a metaphor. We had a smoke alarm in that apartment that mostly worked, and a roommate situation that mostly didn't, and on a Tuesday night in October, Riley walked into our kitchen, took the pan off the heat, and said — and this is a direct quote — 'I think we need to talk about the smoke alarm.' Sam still has the pan. I asked. They keep it on a shelf now.
(pause)
… and the rest of the speech, plus 3 alternate openers and 3 alternate closers, on the full sample page.
It refuses to invent
Every name, place, and specific detail in the speech comes from your form. We post-validate every speech: any invented proper noun triggers a regenerate, every time. No competing AI speech tool makes this promise.
Spoken-cadence-tuned
Output is calibrated for 130–155 words per minute spoken. Sentence length varies. Pauses are explicitly marked. The PDF uses 14pt type and 1.5 line-height so you can read it from a podium.
In about a minute, not an afternoon
A 1:1 speech writer charges $150–500 and takes a week. A blank page takes 4–8 hours and the wedding is on Saturday. This costs $7 and arrives by the time you finish a coffee.
One price, no lock-in
$7 per speech. No subscription, no account, no upsells.
How it works
- 1. Tell us the moment.Pick the occasion, who you’re speaking about, your role, 3–8 anecdotes, tone, and target length.
- 2. Pay $7. One checkout, no account, no subscription.
- 3. Read the speech. Inline text, printable PDF, and alternate openers / closers in your inbox in about a minute. Read it aloud at the event.
When this is the right tool
Wedding toasts (best man, maid of honor, parents). Retirement send-offs after long careers. Milestone birthdays where a generic line would feel like filler. Graduation speeches. Eulogies for someone the family knew specifically. Anniversaries. Anywhere a speech that draws on real memories will land better than a templated one.
When this isn’t the tool
Corporate keynotes, investor pitches, political speeches, and conference talks have different tonal calibration and aren’t in v1. We don’t do audio narration — you read the speech yourself. We don’t generate non-English speeches. And we won’t invent anecdotes for you, so an empty form gets you nothing useful.
Common questions
- What happens if the speech invents something?
- Every speech is post-validated against the proper nouns in your form. If the generator drifts, we regenerate up to twice. For eulogies and memorial occasions we're stricter: any flagged output at all is treated as a quality failure.
- What’s your refund policy?
- Two automatic paths, both one-click from the order page:
- Quality failure. If our grounding check flagged your speech (or, for eulogies, any flagged output), you get an automatic refund within 90 days. You keep the artifact either way.
- Verifiable non-use. If our logs show you never opened the speech or downloaded the PDF, you can refund within 30 days of delivery.
- Do you keep my anecdotes after the speech is delivered?
- The order record persists so you can come back to the page and re-download. We don’t use your anecdotes to train anything. See the privacy policy.
- Can you write a speech for a corporate keynote or political event?
- Not in v1 — see “When this isn’t the tool” above. The tonal calibration here is built around personal speeches at weddings, retirements, milestones, graduations, and eulogies.